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If I believed everything in my e-mail inbox....

I would have millions of dollars transferred to my account from various parts of the world as a result of the deaths of relatives I never knew I had! 

My arm would be covered in cheap Rolex watches, all of which only cost me $129!

I could enlarge just about every part of my body for super cheap, including parts I don't even have!

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I could add the title "College Graduate" to my resume!

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I could speak a new language in just 10 days!


If I learned the new language, I could read the e-mails that come in different languages!

I could get sexy Russian girls!

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I could find singles in my area!

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I'd be chosen to win one of three trips to exotic destinations!

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